Fear the legless Slug
As he slides across white ice
Turning it yellow

No Sabres are found,
Only bouncy yellow thing
Purchase the Vintage

From the earth it came,
Larry Quinn’s fashion nightmare
Horned yellow penis!

Tradition don't know
Larry Quinn is Reebok’s ho
El sluggo must go

On the cold crisp ice
There lies a banana slug
So unlike our team

Briere rips a shot
Classic Sabres on his chest
Momma hides cookies

Will someone out there
Loan Quinn two-hundred thousand
To fix the logo?

It leaps with no legs
Streaking across our front sides
As we turn our backs

Gouge my eyes out now
Slug logo is awful
Return to Vintage

Slug, Trump's hair piece, slime
Diaper stain, just plain ugly
None represent team

Classic look is loved
Yet team wears ugly logo
Serenity Now!

Tradition has died
Yellow thing adorns jersey
Still we will hoist cup

Ten years of the slug?
Just threw up in my toliet
Fix the logo, Quinn

Season is now over
Time to improve hockey team
No slug is good start!

To those who cared not
As long as they were winning
Well... now will you help?

Wrote you a letter
Dear Larry, please fix logo
Now sits in trash can

Tuck in the jersey
Hey, no wait, don't tuck it in!
Keep the slug anyway.

Did the Sabres pay
An outsourced firm to design
A cartoon logo?

Salted Slug must die
Has disgraced Buffalo now
Will become old-school

First a Demon Goat
Now Arena Football Gear
Pawns Buy Some Dumb Crap

Spacek asks Jochen:
Do I look fat in this Hecht?
Sure thing, Krispy Kreme

Sabres off-season
Should include removal of the
Terrestrial mollusk

Caps fans, brace yourself
You are the next team in line
For ugly logo

How did it happen?
The classic hockey sweater
Raped by Reebok's Greed